Believe it or not, I don’t often think about Christina Ricci. It’s not that I don’t think she’s hot, I do. It’s not that I don’t like her films, I do. It’s not that I don’t like seeing her nude, I very, very much do. But when I think about Christina Ricci, all of the awesome nudity that she has given us comes rushing into my mind and I basically turn into a zombie for a couple of days.
To say Christina Ricci has given us “too much” awesome nudity is a true statement, but not in a bad way. Unlike fatty foods, sunlight, and alcoholic beverages, too much sexy Christina Ricci is actually a good thing. Studies have shown that people who love seeing Christina Ricci wearing a see-through bra are ten times happier than those whose who don’t (this is not a real scientific study, I’m just guessing, but I’m sure I’m right). Too much Christina Ricci can lead to happiness, being upbeat, and desire to want to finish whatever tasks you are doing in order to look at more sexy pictures of Christina Ricci. But remember, Christina Ricci has so many sexy pictures and movies that if you take it in all at once, you might find out that you’ve been staring at a computer screen for three days… it didn’t happen to me or anything, it happened to a friend of mine…
Christina Ricci is probably our collective favorite “weirdo.” Though, I don’t find her weird at all, I find to her to be hot, very, very hot. So hot that thinking about her makes… brain… think… Christina Ricci’s boob… What were we talking about?
